Full of shit.

I had a rude awakening this morning. Went into the bathroom to find toilet bowl filled with shit, nearly to the brim. What the hell man. The sight and smell is sickening.

My mum was very displeased with my dad. We suspect that this has something to do with him as he’s the last person using the toilet. Probably he dropped something in there which choke up the pipe and wishing the whole deal gets flush down by lots of water. This only make it worse.

Mum called up the plumber and was quite guilty to see him getting himself dirty and splashed with shit. Nevertheless that guy gets $50 for only a 10mins shitty work.

Dating so far

Within a span of 3 months, I have been out dating with 5 different women. So far nothing has come out from the dates.

1st date : Found out that she has just move out and divorced with 2 kids. Actually I don’t mind all these but after spending much time together, concluded there are too many differences in views and opinions. Probably due to the contrasting backgrounds we have. Too many arguments. Our personality clashes. What’s more, she can’t let go of her pasts and was constantly yakking on her exs or ex-husband to much of my annoyance.

End of contact.

2nd date : There is no chemistry. We simply belong to different worlds.

Can be good friends.

3rd date : It’s my ex. I shouldn’t call it a date. Kinda of feel that she is doing all “these” to spite his boyfriend and to get his attention.

She is always up to no good. Better stay away as far as possible.

4th date : She actually likes another guy but was holding back due to whatever reasons she has. Even on today’s date, she met me up for dinner only because that guy couldn’t make it. The same as my 1st date, her mind is always on another guy.

Can only be friends.

5th date : I got a good feeling about this one. A friend even said we match! Probably will try asking her out for lunch. :)

Fingers crossed and pray.

My conclusion so far is this.. If its too good to be true, it’s isn’t true. Be skeptical and ask yourself why is your date still single and available.

Bangkok: Sick in the stomach and travelled places.

Ever since back from thailand, I have been getting cramps and stomachaches. Probably its due to the change of weather or other reasons. Hopefully my bung hole goes through this unscathed.. Another few more times to the loo, I’ll have to use soap and water instead of paper. ERKKS!

Yesterday night I was busy going through the places we have been to and wow! Am I surprised on the places we have covered in three days. Assumingly the distance covered on foot could be around 40km.

1. MBK Center – I get my funitures there. A great place to get accessories for phones and gadgets.

2. Chatuchak Market – Go only on weekends. One of the world’s largest market. Enough said.

3. Platinum Fashion Mall – A shopping paradise on clothes, shoes and bags.

4. Suan Lum Night bazaar – We didn’t get anything there but you could get interesting funitures there. We are still arguing if its worthwhile to buy bean bag. Heard from a friend that his wife’s friends bought back 2. I’m still wondering how they manage to do so.

5. Chinatown – Its a bit far out from the city but the food there is worth it.

There are a few other places but they are not worth the mention. You must be wondering if we went to any of the go-go bar, nightclubs, discos or nude bars there.

No we did not. Maybe next time if we have a local there to guide us. I don’t want anything to go wrong on our virgin trip.

Bangkok: The scam plan

It started when we, a group of 3 was touring around the area near Earwan Shrine. A woman in her 40s approached me from behind. She has a nice disposition, pleasant, well dressed and quite fluent in the english language.

She chatted up with me and was quick to ask a few critical but basic questions.

“Are you local?”

“Where and why are you here?”

“How many times have you been to Bangkok?”

As she continued, she was nice to lead us across the chaotic roads which are teething with vehicles of all sorts. This is not to say that she has other motives in mind. Acting as a kind and helpful auntie, she came out with a makeshifted gum paper and a pen on hand, ready to write down some “great places” we should go.

“There’s nothing to see down here, here I write down these places you should go. Cheap! Only 30bhat including return trip to where you are now by tuk tuk!”

Foolish me was taken in by the cheap and kind offer. We get up on the Tuk Tuk and away we head down to the so called smiling buddha temple.

The temple or should I say temples are indeed there. Otherwise there’s really nothing interesting around. Along the streets are wet markets, aren’t the place for tourist for sure. We pray a bit in the first temple and it all came very clearly when we are  in the second temple.

As we are heading up the stairs towards second temple, a man in his fourties, formally dressed in shirt and pants, was already heading into the temple right in front of us.  We followed suit and was surprised there wasn’t anyone else around in this temple except him.

We said our prayers and were on our way out where he exclaimed; ” It is bad luck to leave the temple right after prayers. Sit down here with me for 5mins at least.” We obliged. Cluelessly, we are still unaware what’s going to come.

He proclaimed that he is a so call rich co-pilot for Thai airways on a vacation trip in Bangkok with his wife and daughter. Again acting as kind and helpful Thai, he enthuasitically point us a way to earn a quick profit here in the city.

“You as a tourist has Privileges! Your passport allows you to buy cheap jewellery here which you can sell it off at a handsome profit in Singapore!”

The converation is getting long. Something isn’t right. From a local helpful thai tourist, he has turned to a salesman with neatly written receipt and even brochure as proves. My friend was still listening attentively and unaware of all these. Although I am too listening intently to him but my mind is already on the guard, sensing something was amiss, I excuse myself and we left the temple immediately.

Another friend was chatting up with the Tuk Tuk driver. He didn’t join us to the second temple but I have make known to him that I wasn’t pleased  that he has stayed away from us for far too long in an unsafe place.

I want to take a short walk-around the temples, taking this short time to tell the 2 guys that everything is planned by the Thais. The kind auntie, cheap tuk tuk ride and the co-pilot are all part of the plan.

On our way back to the driver, I instructed him to drive us back to the place where we alighted. He kept silent. As what my other friend has predicted, this tuk tuk driver is going to bring us “around”. To the shops where he get his “coupons”. We even offered to pay him more to bring us back but to no avail. He insisted we cooperate and to sit in the shops for awhile so that he could get his bloody coupons.

Unsurprisingly, the 1st shop is the jewellery shop.

We were damn pissed and wasn’t going along well with his plans. Knowing that all these is not gonna to work, he reluctantly brought us back.

One of my friend was surprised of all this and of course so do I. This is an experience we could all learn from. Be glad that we came back only 30bhat poorer and not in bits and pieces.

If it’s too good to be true, it’s isn’t true.

Don’t ever take Tuks Tuks. We have another bad experience with them where we get dropped off at a wrong destination. 1 km away from the hotel with 25kg of stuffs.

Be very aware of those who approaches, not everyone comes with good intentions.

Always know where you want to go. Don’t believe the drivers’ recommendations. Usually they sort of have certain tie ups with the recommended establishments or is somewhere they want to drop you off for their convenience sake.

Renovation : Bangkok shopping spree

Went to bangkok last weekend and damn it was good. Its what exactly it’s famed for, a shopping paradise, cheap and lots of varities, a place you can’t bear to leave and the women woot!

We took Jetstar and it costs only $89! Whats more on the return trip, we took up Jetstar saver package, mainly for the 20kg luggage allowance. The flight was pleasant except for a minor episode between a passenger and stewardess.

I bought back a total of 32kg of stuffs, 25kg in a big packaging box and the rest hand-carried. What’s kept in the box was, a carpet, 1 floor lamp, 2 pillows, 3 clocks and some of my friends’ stuffs. Come to think of it, although design wise, the items are not that bad but it doesn’t worth the effort actually. I could have get similar stuffs here which are slightly more expensive but less the troubles.

We are nearly scammed by a carefully planned scheme. Hmm I shall post on that later on. Anyway my whole virgin trip to Bangkok was fruitful. Bought that many of stuffs definitely makes one’s day!

Renovation : Air-conditioner and Lightings

The tap is flowing and I can pretty much see my bank account getting drained to a drop after the whole reno deal. A bit of thing on liquidity flow for the time being so will have to watch and spend wisely.

Citigroup hurry buck up! Make me a rich man!

My flat wasn’t big, around 730 square meters. Initially I was thinking of leaving the whole stuff to interior designer but after much consideration and also advise from a friend who just renovate his home, decided to do it myself. Not entirely DIY but to oversee, choose my design and theme, plan and coordinate on my own.

Did a bit of window shopping on funiture at Ikea yesterday. I have to say they sell basically on everything there. From utensils to funitures, they are competitively priced and the design quite trendy. On quality wise, er.. subject to individual expectation. You won’t expect much on reliability for stuffs that cheap.

A friend recommended an air-conditioner dealer to me. After much research, make up my mind and set on getting the aircon from a renowned dealer instead. Gain City although is selling slightly more expensive, they are a trusted dealer who offers good after care service. Preferably for me, I would rather pay more and get a piece of mind for the latter 5 years.

It’s not cheap. The Toshiba Sys 3 – inverter costs $3348 but thankfully they accept interest free installment payment.

Earlier on in the morning, I went to a lighting shop and purchased lightings for bathrooms and service yard. Another $162 gone.. Not to say I haven’t got anything on lightings for the rest yet.

Thats all!

Lately

Today I had a surgery. I still manage to take the train back home by myself. Although not encourageable to do so, it’s still bearable and I just have to be extra careful.

Received my house keys last Friday and i’m so excited about it. Thankfully my parents are quite please with it. I thought they will see it as otherwise. Even thou a tab too small, for a bachelor like me, it’s more than enough. I’m so gonna make it a dream home.

Went on a 9 days vacation with a stranger in Malaysia. Stranger as in I only got to know her 2 weeks before the trip. Things seem well till we came back from the trip. Everything changed. Maybe it’s just for the trip. To find some1 to spend the festive season. Or maybe we are just fooling with ourselves. To think that we can escape from it all.

By the way, I’m grateful to my close friends for being there for me all these times. Especially to Roger who understands me best.

12 Types Of Women You Should Date

Finding a good woman these days isn’t always easy, especially in an era when the female gender is typically self-centered and “empowered” to sex-ploit the male population. Still, there are a lot of good women out there, even though it’s not always easy to find them.

In a previous article, you learned about the types of women to avoid — now it’s time to examine the kinds of women you should actively be looking for.

Here’s a list of women with traits that would make any guy happy:

1- Miss Sweet
Miss Sweet is a woman who’s positive, content with her life, always upbeat — and just a blast to be around. She’s a genuine person without a bitch bone in her body. She’s always truly happy to see you and you find yourself looking forward to spending time with her. Miss Sweets are usually snapped up out of the dating market right away, so they’re pretty rare. But if you can find one, you’ve got a real treasure on your hands.

2- Miss Equality
This type of woman is a true feminist — not one of the radical man-haters, or the hypocritical pseudo-feminists who think that equality means “I demand equal rights and an equal salary, but a man still has to pay for me.” The Miss Equalitys of the world genuinely like men, and understand that equality means equality across the board, from holding the door open to fighting on the front lines. They believe that a relationship should be a 50/50 partnership, and are more than willing to shoulder their half of the responsibilities and dating expenses — just because it’s the right thing to do.

3- Miss Sexual
You should be so lucky to encounter one of these! Miss Sexual loves men and loves sex — and makes no bones about it. She’s not selling it, she’s not using it as a tool to manipulate men — she just naturally craves it. Miss Sexual is not to be confused with a nymphomaniac, who suffers from psychological problems — rather, she has somehow bypassed the female societal training of auctioning off the use of her *censored* to the highest bidder. For this reason, most other women hate her, because she’s giving it away free of charge. But men love her because she’s a free spirit who’s actually honest about her sex drive. Very rare, but worth searching the ends of the earth for.

4- Miss Best Friend
Closely aligned with Miss Sweet, Miss Best Friend is another joy to be around. She’s the kind of woman you’re totally in sync with — you like the same things, watch the same TV shows, enjoy going to the same places. You can spend five minutes with her and think you’ve known her for years. She’s always on your side, laughs at all your jokes, and calls you just to say “hi” because she genuinely misses you. She’s great just to hang with. A word of warning, though — with Miss Best Friend, you have to make your sexual interest known from day one because if she gets it into her head that you are going to be “just friends,” it’s almost impossible to change her mind.

5- Miss Straightforward
This is the type of woman who knows how to communicate . With Miss Straightforward, there are no games, no expecting men to be mind readers, no behavior based on ridiculous, female-biased advice from articles in Cosmo or The Rules . Miss Straightforward will pick up the phone and ask you out. She will do what she says she will do — not say one thing and do just the opposite. Although she may be blunt at times, at least you’ll know where you stand and you’ll never have to spend hours trying to decode contradictory or emotion-based female behavior.

6- Miss Independent
This is a good woman to find if you don’t have a lot of time to invest in a relationship or you’re the type of guy who needs a lot of space. Miss Independent has a real life of her own and is happily going in her own positive direction. She’s the type who wants a man in her life, but doesn’t need a man in her life. And she certainly isn’t looking for men to solve all her problems or blame when things don’t go her way.

7- Miss Loyal
Miss Loyal will never cheat on you or constantly be on the lookout for a “better deal.” When you go out, she won’t be scanning the room for other guys, but will keep her attention focused on you, the man in her life. She’s also more apt to stick around if times get tough.

8- Miss No Pressure
While many women are chomping at the bit to get married, Miss No Pressure hasn’t fallen prey to any such agenda. She’s happy just to be with you. So you don’t get any, “Where is our relationship going?”, or hint-dropping about the future, or window-shopping at the jewelry store. She may want to get married at some point, but she’s in no hurry — she thinks that if it happens, it will just happen naturally.

9- Miss Secure
Miss Secure accepts herself as she is and is comfortable with her good points, as well as her bad. And she feels the same about you. Miss Secure doesn’t need constant attention to shore up a sagging ego, has tons of self-esteem, and is always going in her own positive direction.

10- Miss Personality
Miss Personality is a great find. She might not be up for first prize in a beauty contest (although she could be), but her intelligence, wit and sparkling presence just light up the room, and she draws people like a magnet. Her personality is so charming that it easily overcomes any deficiencies she might have in the looks department, just because she’s so great to be with.

11- Miss Low Maintenance
The rarest of the rare, Miss Low Maintenance is the most atypical of modern women. She really doesn’t care about how much money you have — she just likes you for yourself and not for what she can take from you. She’s likely to be a true feminist, and will gladly pay her share of the dating expenses. If you can find a Miss Low Maintenance, hang on to her for dear life!

12- Miss Right For You
A lot of guys choose women who are “arm candy” — good-looking trophy girlfriends who bolster their status among other men or counteract their own insecurities. That’s all well and good, but if you find a woman who makes you happy, regardless of looks, age or social status — or what any other guy thinks — then you have definitely won at the mating game.

the right woman is out there

It’s sad to say, but these types of women are becoming more and more scarce in today’s world, so if you can find one of them, you’d better be prepared to act fast, because every other guy out there wants her, too. But if you keep this list in mind, and keep your eyes open, you just might get lucky!

Matthew Fitzgerald is the author of Sex-Ploytation. He has appeared on radio shows from coast-to-coast in the United States and in Canada, and has been featured on the Montel show and The Other Half.

12 Types of Women To Avoid

12 Types of Women To Avoid
By Matthew Fitzgerald

Every single one of us has made mistakes with women. We’ve been conned, duped and dazed by physical attraction. We’ve made fools of ourselves by kissing the feet of females who treated us like dirt. We’ve wasted countless hours and spent small fortunes chasing after women who lied to us and used us, and turned out to be rotten.

But do we learn from our experiences? No. Every time we think it’s going to be different. We think if we just try harder, or do one little thing differently, the result will change.

Well, it’s not going to change. If you keep pursuing the same kind of woman, you’ll just get your heart broken over and over again.

Keep a watchful eye out for the following list of women, and you’ll be one step closer to curing yourself of habitual bitch-dating:

1- Miss Feminist
This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male “patriarchy” would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, “All men think with their *censored*.” Avoid her at all costs.

2- Miss Take
She’s out for your money — pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her *censored* is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else’s feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don’t be fooled — some apparently very “nice” girls are the greediest of them all.

3- Miss Romance
This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are “princesses,” and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. Run.

8- Miss Me
A close relative of Miss Bitch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as “daddy’s little girl,” and expects the same from you. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away.

9- Miss Desperate
Whether it’s her baby clock ticking or she’s the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married — now. She doesn’t care who the guy is or what he does — as long as he’s got a *censored* she can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one!

10- Miss Turncoat
She’s a conniving little piece of work who’s an expert at conning men. Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you’re hooked deep into the relationship (or married) and then the truth comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn’t get her way.

11- Miss Tease
Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she’s a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can’t trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she’ll dump you in a heartbeat.

12- Miss Controlling
She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat — everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands.

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!
These are some of the worst of them. Obviously, there are some good women out there who share only portions of these negative qualities. But it’s always best to be on the lookout for the Misses listed above.

And now that you know better, if you hook up with one of these women, you have only yourself to blame.

Women and Men needs

A long-lasting happy marriage takes more than just understanding the needs of your spouse; it goes beyond mere acceptance of your spouse’s emotional and physiological makeup and learning to meet his or her needs.

After years of counselling married couples, American clinical psychologist and marriage counsellor Willard F. Harley, Jr concluded that the top five needs of men and women fell into 10 categories:

Your top 5 needs

1 Affection Women often associate affection with security, comfort, protection and approval. When a man shows his wife affection, he’s sending subliminal messages to her that he’ll take care of her, stand by her and protect her.

2 Conversations When women have intimate conversations with their spouse, it reassures them and make them feel loved and supported.

3 Honesty and openness A women needs to be able to trust her husband completely. When a man doesn’t maintain an honest, open communication with his wife, he undermines her trust.

4 Financial support Many women marry for the financial security their spouse provides.

5 Family commitment A woman needs her husband to be a good father and to be committed to the family.

His top 5 needs

1 Sexual fulfilment Most women can go without sex for months, but for men, it’s pure torture. In fact, they would probably do it all the time if they had their way.

2 Recreational companionship Even after marriage, couples should make an effort to involve themselves in their spouses’ activities.

3 An attractive spouse A man needs a wife who looks good to him.

4 Domestic support Most men like having domestic chores like cooking and cleaning done for them.

5 Admiration Men want their wives to be proud of them. So when you tell your husband that he’s wonderful, it motivates him to achieve more.